Jawani Diwani- Review by Movie Maniac

Hi friends, this is the first movie review update on my blog. Its not by me. Its my MOVIE MANIAC. The gentleman doesn't want to disclose his name. Enjoy.

JAWANI DIWANI- A Youthful Joyride

Producer:- N R Pachisia
Director:- Manish Sharma
Star Cast:-Emraan Hashmi
Celina Jaitley
Hrishita Bhatt
Mahesh Manjrekar
Tiku Talsania

USP: Tits & Cleavages

Rating: * Voyeuristic Rating: ****


Was it (a) Comedy, (b) Romantic-comedy, (c) Soft Porn, or (d) None of the above (read run of the mill movie without a story line, though other ‘lines’ and ‘ridges’ were well defined and well captured ;)? I have only sobs for the poor director-writer-producer nexus and a bill for the tiger balm, which I had to purchase after the movie. Let’s remind our director that there is something called script and screenplay, which you cannot do away with.

Wannabe singer Mann Kapoor ( Emraan Hashmi) takes the centre stage of the film plot as a sex-starved dude who’s projected to have a heart melting crooning voice, but throughout the film all he could muster is ‘meaningful’ double entrendes’. His mornings at his den begin with looking down his neighbor’s tits and ends with JW Reds and babes! Nice life, eh! The two babes, Roma (Celina) and Radha (Hrishita) has failed to create the hyped oomph both with their acting and anatomies….though all the voyeurs might find Celina’s display of her pairs a bit amusing and ‘sickly’ gratifying. Yes this is the movie for voyeurs, who only like one thing…do ya need to guess what?

Hey, but this movie has one character who can be termed as the saving grace. Mahesh manjerekar aka Chappu Bhai, portrayed as an underworld Don with a heart of gold. But strange, why’s he in this movie!

If you head for the film out of extreme boredom you will be left nursing a similar or more fatal state of mind. Spare yourself.

Cheers,
Movie Maniac

P.S. If you disagree, please mail me for a psycho counseling.